The other day, I was walking across the street to get to work when I felt like I was in real life, Mario Cart game.
Usually, driving to work is a lot like Nintendo’s Mario Cart. However, this time, walking into work made me think of the popular game. First, there was a crazy person yelling obscenities at anyone who was in the area. I quickly went around this obstacle while trying to stay on my path.
Next, I found myself ten feet behind someone going into the door of my building. I started to speed up so he wouldn’t have to hold the door an awkward amount of time waiting for me to get to the doorway. Just when I accelerated, I saw he had a banana peel in his hand. (No banana, just the peel). I quickly slowed down in preparation for him to throw it behind him, to trip me up. Thankfully, he didn’t throw it, and I safely made it into the building. I’m just glad I didn’t see one of those squids splattering ink in my face. That would have ruined my day.
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